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Tuesday, 15 August 2006

Mood:  flirty
Topic: Jokes & Fun
dellah, on the "Updating my account from free to Argon" post you said that this was user to user and that no one from here was from Angelfire. Somehow, dellah, I find that hard to believe since you are always the first to answer EVERY question here...huh? Explain that one.


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Thursday, 22 September 2005
Living lonely
Mood:  lazy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
I was so bored the other day that I actually started to talk to my self the I thought hmm if I could entertain my self I would but what could I do.I could run up and down the hall screaming fire fire and run back to my room.I feel that would fairly entertain me.It would make the rest of my dorm mates mad as heck .I do it for a dollar so why not to entertain myself.


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Tuesday, 20 September 2005
hi every1
Mood:  flirty
Topic: Jokes & Fun
hi i'm Sakia, i'm 15 from the uk.

i'm into moterbikes love harley's!! Moto gp!! and i'm a rock music fan!! my fav bands are guns and roses,aerosmith,ac/dc,alice cooper,iron maiden,bon jovi!! any 1 want to talk?

email me on Lowerysuz@armthorpe.doncaster.sch.uk


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Wednesday, 7 September 2005
1000
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Jokes & Fun
dun dun dun... 1000 posts. Hope everyone is doing well and had a safe weekend!!

Holli


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Wednesday, 8 June 2005
People Search - Nathan Manners of Florida
Topic: Jokes & Fun
I'm looking for someone I've known since Elementary school. We lost touch before leaving middle school. Does anyone have a clue? Thanks


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Thursday, 5 May 2005
what i got is what u want
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: angelbaby17
Topic: Jokes & Fun
have fun


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Thursday, 6 May 2004
May 5
Topic: Jokes & Fun
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.


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Wednesday, 7 April 2004
It Is Good To Be The Boss
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun


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Updated: Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:35 PM EDT
Saturday, 3 April 2004
Types of Women
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.


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Friday, 2 April 2004
Driving permit
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a Minister, if they could discuss his use of the family car.

His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the Bible a little, get your hair cut and then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's study where the father said, "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied the Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."

The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking a bout that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

The Minister said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked."


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Wednesday, 31 March 2004
Some home remedies
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
8. Sometimes We Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are... You need only two tools: WD- 40and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves andshouldn't, use the duct tape.
9. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
11. Never pass up an opportunity to potty.
12. If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!
13. And Finally... Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!


Posted by dalleh at 11:17 PM EST | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
The Ten Commandments
Topic: Jokes & Fun
Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good, logical reason for removing the Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building.
You cannot post things like "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.


Posted by dalleh at 11:02 PM EST | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Monday, 29 March 2004
Chain Letters
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Saturday, 27 March 2004
The City Boy's Donkey
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Posted by dalleh at 8:16 PM EST | Post Comment | View Comments (1) | Permalink | Share This Post
Friday, 12 March 2004
Lost in the Translation
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Posted by dalleh at 9:43 PM EST | Post Comment | View Comments (3) | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Friday, 12 March 2004 9:47 PM EST
Sunday, 29 February 2004
TIRED AND OVERWORKED
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Posted by dalleh at 10:38 PM EST | Post Comment | View Comments (9) | Permalink | Share This Post
Learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes!
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Posted by dalleh at 10:28 PM EST | Post Comment | View Comments (1) | Permalink | Share This Post
Will Roger's Quips
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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