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Monday, 29 March 2004
Chain Letters
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Posted by dalleh at 4:50 PM EST | Post Comment | View Comments (4) | Permalink | Share This Post

Monday, 29 March 2004 - 4:54 PM EST

Name: dalleh

To all my friends, THANKS to YOU for sending ME CHAIN LETTERS in2003 :

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected* *with AIDS.

* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause* *cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes* *I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a* *perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a* *stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain may turn me gay.

* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get* *sick from the rat feces and urine.

* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about7 , 000times. Funny that girl, she's been 7 since1993 ...

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their* *special e-mail program.

* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I* *broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at7 pm.

Friday, 2 April 2004 - 5:03 PM EST

Name: The cosmic fool

Funny that, I got the same email....

What a coincedence

No bird crap though :0(

Saturday, 3 April 2004 - 7:04 PM EST

Name: dalleh

( No bird crap though :0( ) no problem just wash you car, park it anywhere in the world, get out for few seconds a bird will find you. :-)

Friday, 17 June 2005 - 9:23 AM EDT

Name: Sara
Home Page: http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/musicalmayhem

That is just...so awesome.

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