Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Friday, 12 March 2004 - 9:48 PM ESTName: dalleh
Lost in the Translation,
My cousin, a perpetual bachelor, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to visit a manufacturer and check out the merchandise himself. And maybe he could meet an available young Italian women.
As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he only spoke English--neither understood a word the other spoke. So he took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded. So they went to dinner.
After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
He was dumbfounded. To this day he says that he's never been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.
Sunday, 14 March 2004 - 6:34 PM ESTName: Yolanda Crosby
I have an old website that I'm trying to update through angelfire. I've had it a long time and when I first set up some pages a long time ago you could choose if you wanted your page to load with the banner on the page or in the pop up, I'm getting both on my page now and I figure out how to get it off my pages. I want it as a pop up. CAN ANYONE HELP ME PLEASE..