Topic: Jokes & Fun
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Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 10:42 PM ESTName: dalleh
TIRED AND OVERWORKED
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked!
The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.
And you are sitting at your computer reading jokes...
Tuesday, 2 March 2004 - 9:24 AM ESTName: Steve
Could somebody help me please!! I have all my files in the webshell and I can view them when I click on view. But, when I click on my Angelfire URL I do not see the webpage that I created. What am I doing wrong? I think I'm just one step away but I can't figure it out. Please let me know. Thank you
Tuesday, 2 March 2004 - 10:28 AM ESTName: dalleh
what is your URL? the front or top page has to be index.html and not index.htm or any other name
Saturday, 6 March 2004 - 4:39 PM ESTName:
I deleted this URL by accident is there anyway i can Retrive it??
Thanks for any reply.
Saturday, 6 March 2004 - 4:46 PM ESTName: Oscar
I deleted the below URL by mistake.
Is there anyway i can retrive it.
Will appreciate any replies
Saturday, 6 March 2004 - 6:04 PM ESTName: dalleh
No you cannot, the only way is to transload it again the same way you got it the first time. If you need help with that let me know
Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 4:09 PM ESTName: A man only to be known as 'Budgie'
Ich bin Budgie.
Ich bin Scottish so I'll stop writing in German.
How do I create a stylish website for a company which deals in Gaming, Music, and animations?
My company is Felonik Entertainment Inc. Our Game is called Gaeia and we have a band named Felonik.
At the moment I have put up my old website to let people get an idea of what were about but I've had a number of complaints saying that it looks as though it was done by a child. I created that when I was 15 years old.
Friday, 26 March 2004 - 7:47 PM ESTName: dalleh
i am using this editor http://www.netobjects.com/ to build my pages look it up.
Sunday, 4 April 2004 - 11:24 AM ESTName: Meeksam
A Sunday school teacher was speaking to a group of
four-year-olds about Jesus, Joseph and Mary. After the
lesson the kids were to draw a picture depicting their
favorite part of the story. The teacher shared the
pictures the children drew with the entire class. She got
pictures of the Baby Jesus in the manger with animals, she
got pictures of the three wise men and the like.
Then she got to a picture from little Jimmy, a picture of
an airplane with four people on it. She called Jimmy up
to explain his picture. She told Jimmy that she could see
Mary, Joseph and the Baby Jesus, obviously in their
"flight" to Egypt. She didn't understand why there was
another man on the plane.
Jimmy quickly explained, "That's Pontius, the pilot."